Our Crazy, Senile Physical Wreck President 1-24-18 By Dave Gunn | Print |

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1-24-18   By Dave Gunn

 

Our Crazy, Senile Physical Wreck President

 

 

          The loony leftists in the House, the Senate, and the liberal lap-dog fake-news media have been in a constant state of agitation since the election of Donald Trump to be the President of the United States.  More about this later.

 

          There has been, by the above mentioned loonies, a constant drumbeat for the removal of Trump from office.  Some, like Kerosene Maxine Waters, have called for the impeachment of the President.  Never mind that he has committed no high crimes or even misdemeanors.  He should be impeached simply because the leftists hate him.

 

          Others have proposed a different route.  The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution provides for the removal from office of a president when he is no able to discharge the duties of his office.  This could mean either physical or mental incapacity.  All that is necessary is to prove the president unfit.

 

          So when President Trump had his recent physical, conducted by Dr. Ronny Jackson, a rear admiral and physician to George W. Bush and Barack Obama, the left was salivating with the prospect of proof that Trump was either mentally or physically unable to discharge his duties, and could therefore be removed from office.

 

          Trump took the previously unprecedented step of having the doctor hold a press conference where he could be questioned about the president’s condition.  Prior to this, presidents would issue a brief statement of general fitness.  However, Trump is the most transparent president in modern times.

 

For 50 minutes members of the media peppered the doctor with question after question in a desperate attempt to find something they could use for an Amendment 25 removal.  Dr. Jackson, being a non-political physician, answered completely and honestly.  The President is fit.

 

Still, like a pack of coyotes, the media dogs kept nipping away, hoping to fine anything that would indicate unfitness.  They asked question after question about Trump’s mental state and cognitive ability.  President Trump is clear of mind.  His perfect score of 30 points out of 30 on the Cognitive Test is unusual for a man of his age.

 

The coyotes then turned to physical fitness.  Surely there was something there to disqualify Trump.  After all, he is overweight and is known to have high cholesterol.  However, the doctor pronounced Trump to be physically fit for his duties and felt that, with proper diet and exercise, the few imperfections in his physical health could be overcome.

 

     Ah-Ha!  Now the coyotes had him!  One reporter made note of the fact that Trump likes to eat at McDonalds.  Surely that would be cause to wonder if he could physically last to the end of his first term.

 

The doctor also swatted away that fly, and said that, since Trump eats mostly at the White House, he is fed by professional chefs who make sure he gets a proper diet.  The liberal lap-dog fake-news media members left the press conference more frustrated and angry than before.

 

So whether or not you like his politics or his personality, Donald J. Trump is mentally and physically fit to discharge the office of President of the United States.  Of course, the leftists can still dream of impeachment.

 

          What of the leftists and their constant agitation concerning the fact that Trump is the president?  Could that be a sign of a mental disorder?

 

          Let’s look at the symptoms: [1] A constant state of intense anger.  [2] A desperate seeking of the means to remove Trump from office.  [3] An inability to hear Trump speak or even to hear his name mentioned without a serious increase in blood pressure.  [4] Constant attempts to discredit Trump by calling him a racist, a misogynist and a hater.  [5] Speaking of hating, a visceral hatred for Trump and all that he says and does.

 

          These are all signs of what we would call Trump Derangement Syndrome.  The leftists are sick – they need help.

 

 

[Dave Gunn is the nom de plume of Dr. David E. Gonnella, Pastor of the Magnolia Springs Baptist Church in Theodore, Alabama.  The opinions expressed are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of the church or its membership.]